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Celebrity nudes = Fame, fortune and filth.
Leaked celebrity nude photos inspire instant adoration and fascination from the masses, most of whom are sexually frustrated enough to care. This is the state of today’s celebrities. Especially if you want to get or stay famous.
Can you imagine classy icons like Marilyn Monroe or Audrey Hepburn posing naked for photographs? They at least had self-respect. However, thanks to the wonderful technological advances of mobile phones and those cameras they’ve got built into them, we are now a planet of people capturing their nether-regions and sending them to other humans.
Celebs are no different… apart from the small fact that people want to hack into their phones and share them with the world. So which leaked celebrity nudes are the best?
Naked celebrities, leaked or otherwise, are everywhere nowadays. It’s the new norm. The advent of the sex tape has added a whole other element to the voyeuristic nature of watching the lives of famous people.
For the first time, it feels like we can peer behind their bedroom doors and watch them at it. It also humanizes celebrities and brings them down to our level of perversion. We all have tits and dicks. We like to flaunt. It’s normal!
Besides, there’s no better way for celebs to boost their value and get widespread global media attention by dropping some nude pics. Intentionally leaked celebrity nude photos are more common then you think, despite their usual accusatory claims and victimized lamentations.
Let’s place some kind of arbitrary importance on these photographs because, lets face it, some people get private images leaked and after we’ve stopped gawping at their flesh, we wonder who the hell they are.
And so, here are the 26 most ‘important’ or ‘best’ ever leaked celebrity photos of all time.
In this list you’ll find some of the usual suspects (we’re looking at you Vanessa Hudgens) as well as some other celebrities that A) you’ve imagined nude for hours while wanking in your bathroom B) never heard about C) never liked before but changed your mind after seeing them naked. Let’s get started!
26. Paris Hilton
Paris Hilton had her phone hacked and pretty much invented the notion of a sleb becoming famous on the back of leaked nude photos… and of course, videos. Paris isn’t higher up on this list because she’s old news and utterly dull; who hasn’t seen her naked yet?
25. Ke$ha
Possibly the first time in history when pictures leaked of a celebrity and everyone actively wished they hadn’t seen them. Ke$ha appeared covered in someone’s love-gravy and everyone felt a little nauseous. This might be one of the most unappealing nude leaks in a while. It gets better from here on out, trust us.
24. Hayley Williams
There’s something about rappers, RnB and pop singers that make you assume they’re dirty swine. However, delicate emo flowers like Paramore singer Hayley Williams was a little more surprising when she “accidentally tweeted” her boobies to everyone. If you’re into rock and roll girls with an emo/scene edge,
23. Snooki
Pictures of the Snooki Monster were unleashed in 2010 on some website claiming to have real nudes of the Snooki creature if you agree to buy them. And then in June 2012, some self-shot camera pictures were taken of the Snooki beast in a hotel room.
They showed it wearing a white robe and sitting on a chair, while flashing its surprisingly clean vagina to the camera. Interesting. By the way, there are no uncensored nude topless pictures of Snooki monster online. Yes, they’re all censored. How depressing.
22. Pete Wenz
We apologize for the penis. We understand its a penis. We are sorry that you are looking at a penis right now. In 2006, Fall Out Boy bassist Pete Wentz had picture of his member posted online on gossip sites. He was devastated and even quit his band temporarily. What a wuss.
21. Miley Cyrus
Miley Cyrus was only of interest to pre-teens, but then, after the leaking of some pictures, she transformed into an actual celebrity. The picture on the left shows Miley naked in a bathtub; word has it that it was a private photo series for Liam Hemsworth, her fiance. The picture on the right is famous on the internet; it supposedly shows Miley taking a nude self-shot while in a Madrid hotel. There’ no proof that its legit but no way to disprove it either. Believe what you will.
20. Adrienne Bailon
Adrienne Bailon starred in some Disney channel musical called The Cheetah Girls and dated Rob Kardashian. She also wore no underwear and flashed her crotch in public on the red carpet. Apart from that, nobody really cares what she does. Oh yes, about the nudes. Leaked in 2008, these photos show Bailon in lingerie and showed her butt in full glory. She’s very proud of it.
19. Trina
A rapper and model from Miami, Trina’s nude photos were leaked online in March 2010 after some dude ‘hacked’ her cellphone. Rather tame stuff compared to some of the other leaks.
18. Heather Morris
Glee actress Heather Morris took a few self-shot cellphone pictures that were leaked online in March 2012. Some of the pictures show her wearing a Britney Spears-style outfit and there were quite a few full frontal nudes of her too. Nice standard vanilla nude leaks. Nothing kinky.
17. Prince Harry
Leaked cellphone pictures hit the web in August 2012 showing Prince Harry having some naked fun with some girls in Las Vegas. Apparently they were playing strip billiards or something stupid. Some people think he’s embarrassing but others actually think he should be allowed to have some fun sexy time with multiple groupie babes. Sex is good for a young man! Leave him alone!
16. Renee Olstead
You may not have heard of Renee Olstead, but she’s a singer and actress who acted on The Secret Life of the American Teenager, a dull US teen drama. She makes this list because she’s the first celebrity to actually put a little effort into her nudey snaps. Leaked in March 2011 , Olstead went from being a kinda-nobody to a woman who everyone admired, albeit briefly. You can see her very NSFW snaps.
While Renee is a total slut in the picture above, she’s actually an incredibly beautiful redhead with a terrific body.
15. Cassie Ventura
We don’t know much about this lady except that she’s a R&B singer of some sort in the US. She appeared in some lame movie about street dancing (Step Up 2) and she apparently likes taking pictures of herself nude. In case you’re wondering, she’s half Filipino and half African-American/Mexican.
14. Olivia Munn
Geek goddess Olivia Munn claimed that the nude photos leaked in March 2012 were fakes. She then went on Twitter to say that if anyone hacked her phone, one would only find pictures of babies and cats, thereby revealing how boring she is as a person. Only cats and babies? Psssh. What a granny. The leaked photos however, do not disappoint. There are some sexy lingerie pictures and a completely nude photo which doesn’t include her face.
13. Christina Aguilera
Christina Aguilera went from being unattainably famous to a National Anthem forgetting, nude drunk in the space of a week. Technically, she’s semi-nude because of the pasties over her nipples but who cares, right? Leaked in December 2010, her reps claimed that the pictures who stolen from her stylist’s computer by a hacker.
12. Amber Rose
Famous for having a dyed blonde buzz cut, big booty and dating Kanye West, Amber Rose had her nude photos leaked online by a ‘friend’ in 2011. Hip hop honey lovers around the world wept with joy.
11. Chris Brown
Chris Brown is one of the few celebrities who was reportedly unfazed by the leaking of naked photos of him. This is either because he’s got a big appendage or he’s unable to form a sense of shame, as shown when he continually forgot to show remorse for smacking Rihanna in the face. Leaked by an ex-girlfriend in 2011.
10. Kanye West
Another penis! Apparently, Kanye West was always sending pictures of himself to the ladies before he became gigantically famous. And here he is, showing of his Monster. Leaked in 2010.
9. Leighton Meester
Yes, there’s a Leighton Meester sex tape out there somewhere featuring the naughty Gossip Girl star having sex with her boyfriend. Bad news is nobody’s getting to see it since its blocked from release by her pesky lawyers. Good news? The still photos are naughty enough to stir up anyone’s imagination.
8. Blake Lively
And now we have another Gossip Girl actress. Miss Serena van der Woodsen aka Blake Lively is a lovely specimen and these leaked naked photos are stunning, to say the least. Of course, Lively claims that the nudes are fake. If they’re fake, these are the best fakes we’ve seen so far. Likelihood of them being real? Extremely high.
Case in point, some of the photos show Blake with fake star tattoos, the same tattoos she wore for the film The Town. Leaked in 2011, all of these Blake Lively nudes were taken with an iPhone, some are full-body nudes and others are close-ups of boobies and other naughty bits.
7. Kat Dennings
In 2010, nude pictures of naturally busty Kat Dennings were leaked online. The photos showed her in her bedroom posing on her bed and in front of her webcam.
Who the hell is Kat Dennings? She’s an actress of some sort. Does an American sitcom called ’2 Broke Girls’ and acted in a couple of movies, most notably as the lead in Nick and Norah’s Infinite Playlist opposite an annoying Michael Cera.
6. Jessica Alba
In 2010, a hacker obtained pictures of Jessica Alba who was then pregnant with daughter Honor Marie. They aren’t exactly full-on nudes but you do get to see her pulling a shirt down to show you her nipples. Is that good enough for you, pervert?
5. Vanessa Hudgens
Vanessa Hudgens, star of High School Musical, became the classic ‘teen star’ who was sullied by having a life outside the squeaky-clean bubble of Disney. Hudgens was unfortunate enough to have her photos leaked 3 times in 3 different years. Wow. Totally uncensored so NSFW!
4. Rihanna
Rumor has it that Rihanna’s naked photographs were leaked online by Chris Brown after they broke up. Pierced nipples. E’nuff said.
Rihanna was very unhappy when her nude photos surfaced on the internet.
“I just felt like my whole privacy was taken before that [by the injury photo] and then, when that came out, I thought, ‘Oh great, so now there’s nothing they don’t know about me and my private life.’ It was humiliating and it was embarrassing.”
3. Christina Hendricks
In March 2012, God decided to answer the prayers of 3 billion men: nude photos of Christina Hendricks were leaked online. They were apparently stolen from Christina’s hacked cellphone. Her reps denied that the nude topless pics were her but they look rather real. Her boobs, we mean. Yes, look carefully. Stare into those massive mammaries and tell us what you think.
2. Ashley Greene
You know Ashley Greene right? She’s a vampire in the Twilight films. Yes, a sexy dark haired vampire who can see the future. Nude pictures of Ashley Greene showed up on the internet in 2009 and they’re pretty yummy. She’s young, attractive, slender and hot.
1. Scarlett Johansson
The most famous of the lot, Scarlett Johansson managed to melt the entire internet when her boobies broke free. Jessica Alba must be absolutely thrilled because there was a vague hint of self-shot nudity dithering around the web, but ScarJo completely obliterate her and make HecklerSpray.com famous. Thanks.
Sources: Agency
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